Dog Pawsonality Test: Vet tech reveals what your dog's breed says about you

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Mar 16, 2024 4:00 AM EDT

You know how they say that dogs tend to look like their owners? Little old ladies with puffy white hair almost always have a quivering, crusty white dog at their side. In a way, we rub off on our dog and visa versa–we're in tune with our dog's every step and while we train them, love them, and live with them every day, we get a little closer to finishing each other's sentences.

But why is it that your dog's breed says so much about you? Are we all just stereotypes or does the doggo's personality rub off on us a little too? Every gym bro contemplates getting a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois. Golden Doodle girls are always on their phones posting pictures of their fur-baby. And folks with a husky… well, we don't talk about them. 

So if you're curious about what an experienced vet tech thinks about what your dog's breed says about you, scroll onward you dog-loving stereotype! Turns out, we're not all as original as we think we are.

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    What your breed of dog says about you: (From a Vet Tech)
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    German Shepherd: Your dog has 0 training OR Your dog has ALL of the training and knows commands in different languages You are either someone who likes things that "look tough" without fully understanding the responsibility that comes with it.. or you're someone who appreciates discipline and structure
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    Pit/Bully (Includes mixes): Your dog is your baby. Spoiled rotten. Your dog probably has anxiety (and so do you)
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    Golden Retriever: You appreciate low maintenance friendships and lifestyles Your dog is a couch potato who can also get up and go for a hike/ swim at any time
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    Chihuahua: You have a dog with a spunky, sassy attitude... they also are the boss and rule your house You likely prioritize family and friends and want to be with them 24/7 (like your Velcro dog)
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    Labrador Retriever: Similar to a Golden, your dog is down for EVERYTHING! This is a STAPLE family dog You're probably a little basic but that's okay. You appreciate good food, board games, and movie nights
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    Husky: Your dog is dramatic (regularly sings and screams) and belongs in a movie about sled dogs (beautiful) Pranks/annoying the people around you is your love language
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    Cocker Spaniel: Your dog is a BEAUTY queen! And a good family dog. You are BOUJEE! YOU enjoy the finer things in life.
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    Doodle: You think your dog is a genius mix of breeds and is hypoallergenic You fall for trends easily and probably have a shopping addiction
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    Australian Shepherd: You exercise your dog 3x a day and it still isn't enough (they're so hyper!). You're dedicated to your family and friends (even if it's difficult/ demanding!)
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    Boxer: You are a true goofy goober. You thrive off of watching your dog be clumsy and silly all day. You likely think all other breeds of dog are kind of boring (you're partially right)
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    Belgian Malinois: You are fully aware of how demanding your dogs energy level is and you go above and beyond to keep them stimulated You are probably highly misunderstood and intimidating to people (Like your dog)
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    French Bulldog: BIG DOG personality in a SMALL dog body! BALO You are someone who has been a lifelong fan or someone who recently hopped on the bandwagon If you're the latter, you are confused as to why your dog has so many health issues
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    Catahoula: Your dog looks like they'd be an Abercrombie model if they were a person-and they know it. These dogs are so sweet and can be very gentle if trained right. Like your dog, you are protective over your family and friends and have a huge heart
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    English Bulldogs Such funny little dogs. Horrible health issues. Huuuuuge personalities. You are probably aware of their health concerns and go above and beyond to get them the care they need (which is a lot) You provide and care deeply for the people around you and want to make sure they never go without.
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    Dachshund (Wiener Dog): Spunky, stubborn and absolutely adorable their whole life. You can never have JUST one. You probably have five of them at home. Each one has its own bed. You probably have ADHD or are easily distracted (Same as your dog)
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    Bloodhounds Big talkers who always smell funny They believe they are 5lb dogs and regularly try to hide behind small objects
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    Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: "Only child syndrome" They are so sassy and live lavish lives they demand the highest quality dog food and treats You are someone who probably has a very small, tight-knit circle of people in your life and you treat them like royalty
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    Corgi: You bought this dog because you love that their looks like a loaf of bread The way they waddle when they walk is precious. You love this about them. Never forget this is a cattle dog! They are high energy and require a lot of attention.
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    Poodle: These dogs are SO intelligent. Human trapped in a dog body. They are your best friend and follow you everywhere. They are just happy to be involved. No matter the size- these dogs are GREAT companions. They can be used in so many different ways for so many purposes.
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    Schnauzer: I love these dogs. They're so bossy. They truly believe they are guard dogs. They tell you what they want when they want it. You probably are a leader in some form or fashion. Your dog matches your strong personality.
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    Shetland Shepdog (Sheltie): These dogs are angels. Amazing listeners and very obedient. You are someone who is probably super empathetic and your friends call you for advice all of the time.
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    German Shorthair Pointer: I can count on one hand how many well behaved GSPs I've met (unfortunately) They are working dogs and need to be worked. You either actually work your dog or you're someone who wants to give off the look that you go outdoors a lot.
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    Doberman: Usually very misunderstood, clumsy babies. You want a tough looking dog who is actually a softie. They know when is the right time to use their scary demeanor and use it wisely. Otherwise, your dog wants to play and be silly all day.
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    Dalmatian: Very interesting and uncommon breed. They are a challenging breed to own but are well worth it. You enjoy being a little bit different than everyone else your dog matches your unique individualism
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    Bernese Mountain Dog: LOVE. I want to own one. They are a well balanced dog and are giant snugglers. They are INCREDIBLY gentle (naturally). Your favorite TV shows are probably The Office, Parks and Rec, or Friends. You are laid back and have a good sense of humor.
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    Border Collie: I love these dogs. They are so sweet. You bought this dog because you wanted them to love you and only you. They need to be WORKED, EXERCISED, and TRAINED though! They're too smart for their own good. But are LOYAL. These dogs would die for you.
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    Springer Spaniel I have never met a bad Springer. They are so happy to be on earth. Whatever lifestyle you live, they're along for the ride. They learn quickly too. You love their long face and wiggly
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    Beagle: These dogs are their own personality. You do not own them. They simply cohabitate with you and you feed them. They are very playful and protective over their home! They also will run off whenever the chance is given.
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    Shih Tzu: Personal favorite I feel like these dogs are (hot take) great companions for such a variety of people old, young, family, single home Plus they live FOREVER (do have health issues) You are someone who is easy to get along with. You want a dog who wants your dog to be fully integrated into your family/life.
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    Pug: They are insane at the vet. Love them though. Talkative and so expressive with their mannerisms. The world ends whenever they aren't allowed to do something they want to do. You look past their constant snorting and wheezing because they are too cute to hate
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    Great Dane: The definition of gentle giants. They are almost always well behaved and are so tender. They believe they are lap dogs. They trust people and are very obedient.
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    Cane Corso: So sorry. Not a fan. I've been bit/charged by one dog and it was this one. BEAUTIFUL dogs though They are VERY reactive. With that being said, I have met some that are very well trained and behaved. I just find them hard to trust!
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    Basset Hound: Funny looking and talkative! They are naturally nasty little boogers. You want a dog that looks like they belong in a Disney movie They love to roll in dirt and wallow in their own nastiness. It's a part of their charm.
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    Great Pyrenees: An amazing Livestock Gaurdian Dog. They are protective over their home and small children. They are so gentle and tender with the people and things they love. This dog is outside 90% of the time and they like it that way. You enjoy eating dog hair and having it cover everything in your house.
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    Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie): Very smart (too smart) and clever little gremlins!! I unfortunately find that people care for these dogs a lot or they neglect them often (high maintenance hair) They are pocket princesses and prefer having lots of toys, beds, and clothes. You want a dog that is beautiful, small, and doesn't shed.
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    Chow Chow: Known for being aggressive but I've found out they're very sweet if you move slowly with them. They are firm in their boundaries. They are a type of dog that truly enjoys one (or few) people. True introverts. You imagine that your chow chow is a pet lion that you have tamed and allow to live in your home (you're right)
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    Rottweiler: They can be super sweet but they can also be sketchy sometimes (I've seen both) They really love people and enjoy spending time with their family. These dogs have a wide range of personalities and energy levels- ultimately are very good dogs, especially if given the training. You might be someone who is a bit moody. That's ok! Your dog has your back no matter what.
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    Jack Russell Terrier: They are a Velcro dog and want to be by your side 24/7 High energy! They are big companion dogs and do best whenever they have a friend to share time with. They will chase squirrels and birds out of your yard. They keep you safe from these dangers. You're welcome.
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    Boston Terrier: So silly. Some of my favorite dogs to see. If they were a human, they'd be in a recliner, drinking beer, and making jokes. I can't explain it. They are there to bring you plenty of laughs and keep you full of joy.
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    Greyhound: Your dog is a LIFESAVER! They are the most preferred blood donor dog. You likely rescued your dog from unethical racing or other practices. They are so sweet and gentle. They are anxious and prefer quiet environments.
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    Maltese: My favorite type of white, crusty dog. They live forever (this is a good sign in my book). They are sassy and sweet all at the same time. They act like a model when they are freshly groomed. You are someone who always has your nails and hair done. Your dog is clean and so are you.
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    Shiba Inu: ADORABLE! But also psycho at the vet. The look of these dogs is one of a kind. They're such an interesting and challenging breed to own. You likely are well educated. You are someone who is interested in different cultures, traveling, and learning more about new topics.
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    Samomedo Fluff They are an uncommon breed. I see them as huge teddy bears and they enjoy being sweet talked, snuggled, and pampered. You are probably someone who is a "hugger" and you believe the world would be a better place if we all loved each other more (you're right)
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    Australian Cattle Dog (Blue/Red Heeler): Another personal favorite (hot take) Very versatile breed. They can herd cattle and also snuggle up on the couch with you at night. They have a bossy attitude and need to be checked often. But they love HARD! They keep their family SAFE at all costs.
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    West Highland Terrier: Another favorite white, crusty dog. Absolute angels. Never met a bad one. They will boss you around and let you know what they want. They are companions. They prefer sun bathing at home and lounging around.
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